i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

With iOS 8 law enforcement can now control your phone and prevent you from taking photos, videos and recordings of officers when they are near. The apps will be disabled within a certain radius. Capturing any police brutality is now prohibited.

Apple employee who demands to remain anonymous

Sept. 17, 2014

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More reasons to HATE Apple. They are basically managing your life. Say bye to your free will.


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Fuck a Apple #TeamAndroid

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That’s cool and all but what apple ACTUALLY did relating to this was that it made its new devices more secure by shutting out law enforcement. Quoted in an article that I very easily googled: “The new encryption methods prevent even Apple from accessing even the relatively small amount of data it holds on users.

"Unlike our competitors, Apple cannot bypass your passcode and therefore cannot access this data," the company said in its new privacy policy, updated Wednesday. "So it’s not technically feasible for us to respond to government warrants for the extraction of this data from devices in their possession running iOS 8."
Apple is actually trying to protect our privacy. I would be interested to find sources on this original post but I can’t find any. OP sounds like a butthurt android user.

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COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

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My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay


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tumblr is going to be a mess on new years eve.

I mean think about everyone in different timezones so the brits will be like “HEY IT’S THE NEW YEARS GUYS!!” then the americans will be like “Nah man we got like 5 hours left.” Then the other half of america will be like “No” and the Australians will just be like “It’s January 2nd ???? ?


the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

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